MERCH!

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Want some nice, shiny Bloo & Roo merch?

Sure, you do!

Well, you’re in luck, because we got a ton of it!

If it exists, we’ll slap Bloo & Roo’s faces on it.

Check out some samples below!

We got loads of different designs, style, color and size options!

By the way, we have no idea who this guy in the picture is. Your guess is as good as ours. Let’s pretend his name is Frank. How much hair gel do you think Frank had in his hair when that picture was taken?

CLICK HERE to shop CLASSIC T-SHIRTS. DO IT FOR FRANK.

CLICK HERE to shop PREMIUM SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop BASEBALL 3/4 SLEEVE SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop ESSENTIAL SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop FITTED SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop FITTED SCOOP NECK SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop PREMIUM SCOOP NECK SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop FITTED V NECK SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop GRAPHIC TEES.

CLICK HERE to shop LONG TEES.

CLICK HERE to shop LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop RELAXED FIT TEES.

CLICK HERE to shop SLEEVELESS TOPS.

CLICK HERE to shop TANK TOPS.

We got lots of designs for hoodies and sweatshirts, too, along with plenty of different color and size options.

For the record, we don’t know who this guy is, either. He looks like he’s up to something though.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS.

Kids love Bloo & Roo. I came to this conclusion after seeing how they react to their books, and seeing the looks on their faces when they get to meet them in real life.

Bloo & Roo’s clothes for kids and babies come in a variety of different designs, sizes, and colors.

Swaddle your offspring in Bloo & Roo, and turn them into miniature walking billboards. They’ll love it.

CLICK HERE to shop BABY T-SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop LONG SLEEVE BABY ONESIES.

CLICK HERE to shop SHORT SLEEVE BABY ONESIES.

CLICK HERE to shop TODDLER HOODIES.

CLICK HERE to shop KIDS T-SHIRTS.

CLICK HERE to shop KID MASKS.

CLICK HERE to shop KIDS’ HOODIES.

Socks!!!! (electric guitar solo)

CLICK HERE to shop SOCKS.

Look…none of us actually like wearing masks. Unfortunately, they’re part of the new normal, thanks to the pandemic.

That being said, there’s no law stating that your mask has to be boring. Slap Bloo & Roo across your mug with one of our fun mask designs, and own it.

Remember Frank from the t-shirt picture above? I bet he would look amazing in one of these masks.

CLICK HERE to shop FITTED, 3-LAYERS MASKS.

CLICK HERE to shop FLAT, 2 LAYER MASKS.

CLICK HERE to shop KIDS MASKS.

Scarves — they’re not just for hipsters anymore!

CLICK HERE to shop SCARVES.

Bloo & Roo’s aprons make cooking fun, which is impressive because they’re dogs, and dogs tend to get in the way when you’re cooking.

Our aprons are 100% polyester and machine washable. Just like Khloe Kardashian.

CLICK HERE to shop APRONS.

You know who loves coffee mugs? My wife. She has approximately 8 zillion of them. She’s probably got some hidden in places I haven’t found yet.

But I digress. Anyway…

We have oodles of different designs for coffee mugs, travel mugs, tall mugs, and even water bottles.

As a special, added bonus, all of our coffee mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe!

CLICK HERE to shop COFFEE MUGS.

CLICK HERE to shop TALL MUGS.

CLICK HERE to shop TRAVEL MUGS.

CLICK HERE to shop WATER BOTTLES.

Blankets. They keep you warm when it’s cold. They can also be used to construct some pretty epic blanket forts.

I’m impressively immature.

We have lots of different designs for these super soft, machine washable, polyester fleece blankets.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP BLANKETS.

Comforters and duvets. Duvets and comforters. Full disclosure: I have no idea what a duvet is. Your Grandma probably does, though. Get one for her.

We have a plethora of different designs for all your bedding needs. Especially duvets. So many duvets. I can’t stop saying duvets.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVEEEEEETSSSS!!

Please send help.

CLICK HERE to shop COMFORTERS.

CLICK HERE to shop DUVETS!

Greeting cards. So nice. And Christmas cards? They’re even nicer! Postcards? What better way to to make sure those stamps you bought last decade still work?

Bloo & Roo have lots of designs and options for your all your card needs.

Oh yeah…I almost forgot about the spiral notebooks and hardcover journals. We got those too.

CLICK HERE to shop GREETING CARDS.

CLICK HERE for CHRISTMAS CARD #1.

CLICK HERE for CHRISTMAS CARD #2.

CLICK HERE to shop POSTCARDS.

CLICK HERE to shop SPIRAL NOTEBOOKS.

CLICK HERE to shop HARDCOVER JOURNALS.

You should have seen the look on my face when I found out that we had Bloo & Roo bath mats for sale. I literally said, “Who’s gonna buy a Bloo & Roo bath mat?”

Turns out that lots of people will. Who knew?

So…you want bath mats? We’ll give you bath mats. Plenty of different designs and sizes, too. Viva la bath mats!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP BATH MATS.

I have a friend who flips out if you don’t use a coaster whenever you have a drink at his house.

If you place your drink down on a surface without using a coaster, the oceans will apparently dry up.

Keeping that in mind, our coasters are sure to impress people like my friend, because they’re cute, funny, and serve a purpose.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP COASTERS. PROTECT THE OCEANS.

Pillows! So many pillows! Throw pillows! Floor pillows!

Different sizes! Different designs! Fill your house with pillows!

You don’t need water, food, or oxygen to live! You just need these Bloo & Roo pillows!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP FOR PILLOWS.

Our puzzles come in 5 different piece counts: 30, 110, 252, 500, and 1000 pieces.

There are lots of different designs to choose from, too!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP JIGSAW PUZZLES.

Who doesn’t like stickers? Nobody, that’s who.

We’ve got lots of different sticker designs to choose from. They come in 3 different sizes, and they’re available in transparent, glossy, and matte.

You know what else is transparent? My love for you. ;)

CLICK HERE to shop TRANSPARENT STICKERS.

CLICK HERE to shop GLOSSY STICKERS.

CLICK HERE to shop MATTE STICKERS.

You ever look at your fridge and think to yourself, “There’s not enough Bloo & Roo merch on this thing?”

Our die-cut magnets come in 3 different sizes — SMALL (2.8” x 1.8”), MEDIUM (3.7”x 2.5”), and LARGE (5.5” x 3.7”) — and can solve that problem.

As usual, there’s lots of fun designs to choose from.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP BLOO & ROO MAGNETS.

Bloo & Roo can be taken everywhere now, because they’re on these high quality pins!

Our pins are scratch and UV resistant, available in many different designs, and come in 2 sizes.

CLICK HERE to shop PINS.

Bloo & Roo on clocks? Sure. Why not?

CLICK HERE TO SHOP FOR BLOO & ROO CLOCKS.

Now you can live out your totally normal, and not-at-all-creepy fantasies of having Bloo & Roo watch you take a shower, with our line of shower curtains!

Our shower curtains have lots of fun designs to choose from. They also fit most standard size showers and tubs, come with 12 button holes for shower hooks (not included because of reasons), and are machine washable.

CLICK HERE TO SHOP BLOO & ROO SHOWER CURTAINS.

Bloo & Roo’s wall art can transform any room from an empty, depressing void into a dwelling fit for the Queen.

CLICK HERE to shop POSTERS.

CLICK HERE to shop ART BOARD PRINTS.

CLICK HERE to shop CANVAS PRINTS.

CLICK HERE to shop ART PRINTS.

CLICK HERE to shop FRAMED PRINTS.

CLICK HERE to shop METAL PRINTS.

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Decorate and protect your phone, tablet, or laptop with Bloo & Roo.

After you do that, call your Mom. Then order me a pizza. I’m hungry.

CLICK HERE to shop iPHONE CASES.

CLICK HERE to shop SAMSUNG CASES.

CLICK HERE to shop iPAD CASES AND SKINS.

CLICK HERE to shop iPHONE WALLETS.

CLICK HERE to shop LAPTOP SKINS.

CLICK HERE to shop LAPTOP SLEEVES.

Carry all your goodies around in one of Bloo & Roo’s tote bags, and you’ll be the envy of everyone in the store! Especially if you do so while waving around giant fistfuls of money.

Bloo & Roo’s bags are machine washable, and come in many different designs, styles, and sizes.

CLICK HERE to shop TOTE BAGS.

CLICK HERE to shop DRAWSTRING BAGS.

CLICK HERE to shop DUFFLE BAGS.

CLICK HERE to shop ZIPPER POUCHES.

CLICK HERE to shop BACKPACKS.